Satire The Review Steals Books Note: The Review does not condone larceny. Identities of those involved in the Great Green Library Book Heist have been censored for their own protection. Read with caution. Picture this: Thomas Adamo 10 May 2023
Satire The Review is Sorry Through the years, campus leftists have consistently pushed back against the Review’s ideas. It is with a heavy heart that we admit today: we were wrong. After long and Stanford Review 1 Apr 2023
Satire Is Blue-on-Black Violence on the Rise? Warning: This article contains anti-crime rhetoric and views from the perspective of a police officer. It was all constructed from an interview with the officer and the Department of Public Stanford Review 1 Feb 2023
Satire The Most Important Classes Stanford Isn’t Offering Stanford is fully committed to diversity, equity, and inclusion, and the University’s course catalog proves it. Stanford students can take classes with titles such as “Race and Gender in Lucy Kross Wallace, Peyton Robertson 30 Mar 2022
Satire Should We Defund the Stanford Daily? On October 2nd, the Editorial Board of the Stanford Daily announced that their publication is racist and anti-Black. "As we begin the new session of the Stanford Daily Editorial Board, Stanford Review 13 Oct 2020
Satire Amid Pandemic, Stanford Seizes Historic Opportunity to Clean Co-ops In a shocking email to the Stanford community, Vice Provost for Students Affairs Susie Brubaker-Cole announced today that Stanford’s seven cooperative houses (‘co-ops’) were cleaned for the first time Maxwell Meyer 17 Apr 2020
Satire EXCLUSIVE: Stanford Admits New Students Amid Pandemic At 4:00 p.m. PDT last Friday, high school seniors in quarantine all across the world logged into their admission portals to view the results of their applications to Stanford Review 1 Apr 2020
Satire The Equity Mob Has Won: Welcome to Cardinal Academy! No campus. No grades. No inequity. Welcome to Spring Quarter at Stanford University – henceforth known as Cardinal Academy – a virtual university where students receive Khan Academy-style instruction and enjoy total Yasmin Samrai 31 Mar 2020
Breaking News PHOTOS: Stanford Students Protest Local Black Woman After Job Promotion Last Monday, March 9th, activists at Stanford organized a protest in response to the job promotion of a Bay Area black woman, Condoleezza Rice, who was recently appointed Director of Stanford Review 12 Mar 2020
Opinion Chesa Boudin: San Francisco’s Lawless Revolutionary Last month San Francisco got a new District Attorney, Chesa Boudin. The City-by-the-Bay’s new top prosecutor has made it his signature “policy” (if you can call it that) to Maxwell Meyer 17 Feb 2020
Satire Stanford Versus Democrat Candidates of Color: A Shocking Pattern In the last month, two Stanford alumni and Democrat candidates for President suspended their campaigns: U.S. Senator Cory Booker ‘91 and former Housing and Urban Development Secretary Julian Castro Maxwell Meyer 10 Feb 2020
Satire 5 Innovative Ideas for Hacking Hate On January 25, Stanford’s best coders will be teaming up to tackle racial injustice in a five-hour “hate hackathon.” The winners get funding and resources from the offices of Mimi St Johns 17 Jan 2020
Satire Staff Picks: The Spookiest Costumes of 2019 Finding it increasingly difficult to frighten your University-educated peers with the usual gory costumes and pranks? Fear not. This Halloween, the Stanford Review is here, armed with 5 great costume Stanford Review 31 Oct 2019
Satire Hate the Meal Plan? We Founded a Religion to Get You Out of It TL;DR We actually founded a religion which has one guiding principle: dining hall food is sinful. Your guide to Stanford dining nirvana: 1) Visit our website [https://www.thereviewchurch. Sam Wolfe 31 May 2018
